Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
In the United States:
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
Oh my god this is the best thing.
excuse me but
is that david tennant opening a cupboard full of martin freeman?
I love this movie!!!!
what movie is this.
Nativity 2! :D
this gif is going in the porn folder
DID THE HAIR GO THROUGH HER ARM?!?!
HER HAIR WENT THROUGH HER ARM WHEN SHE BROUGHT IT FORWARD
GOD DAMMIT DISNEY THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THREE SECONDS OF ANIMATION IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE HOW THE FUCK DID NOBODY CATCH THAT
i saw this yesterday and elsa is making me question my sexuality bye
when a gif is different than what you expect
I was singing macho man in the last gif
because I’m a macho man
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?